Ten of the most annoying and overdone trends that hipsters and indie-rock kids can't let go of, you know I'm right.

1. Wearing your hooded sweatshirt indoors:
No hoodies inside, or on stage please; it's not raining and it looks stupid. If the problem persists, read directions about the functionality of a hooded sweatshirt (Wiki). This goes out to the emo kids too.


















2. Hippie Headbands:
Hey Ladies, you know those lame-ass headbands you fell in love with after watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy? They only look good in Middle Earth.


















3. Ray Ban 'Wayfarer' sunglasses:
If you're trying to look more like Tom Cruise during his Risky Business - Cocktail period then be my guest.

 


















4. Not showering:
This is not the nineteenth century American Frontier, or the set of Deadwood. Your feet smell, your body stinks of patchouli oil and your hair looks like Play-Doh.


















5. Not making eye contact during conversations:
When you introduce yourself please stop texting or looking away like there's two other people standing right next to me. I get it, you're cool.


















6. Joining a band because:
(a) You have friends that are in bands.
(b) You own a cowbell, tambourine or Roland 'Space-Echo.'
(c) You have a beard.
(d) You are an actor who likes Tom Waits.



 














7. Band names that feature an animal:
You knew this was coming. There are plenty of awesome song titles that could be great band names if you look around. I recommend checking out The Smith/Morrissey and Siouxsie & The Banshees discographies, loads of great names and phrases there.

 
















8. Pretending you like Joy Division:
It's ok that you don't like Joy Division. Just because one of the guys in the band died way before his prime, and the rest went on to form a highly respected electronic-pop band, it doesn't mean you need to pretend to like the music -- or even care about it.



















9. The Fedora:
It's the new hipster comb-over! Fedoras look cool, but many dudes sport these sweet accessories for no other reason than to cover their balding head. Isn't it enough that you already flaunt performance wear jackets, corduroy blazers, a beard and a collection of 1970s Miller High Life T-shirts?


















10. Wearing anything that resembles American Apparel:
Give me one reason why I should pay over three dollars for a solid green T-shirt ... that's what I thought. American Apparrel is like Osh-Kosh for twenty-somethings who think techno/house is the best music ever created. Ugh.


















And that about wraps it up. Do you disagree? I bet you do. I'll also bet that I left out a few other revolting habits that hipster-douchebags revel in. But hey, it's a 'Top Ten List' right?